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I just find it hilarious that HYDRA still goes to the trouble to wax and butter the Winter Soldier's chest but don't bother to give him a shave and a haircut. #priorities

americachavez:

obscyr:

americachavez:

I mean it’s PROBABLY because they need his chest to be hairless for various electrodes and monitoring equipment but I also like to imagine what the hydra goon who is responsible for waxing the winter soldier’s chest hair thinks about it

the amount of people who have reblogged this saying they’d join a nazi organization for this opportunity is alarming me slightly

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myanonymouslove:

the-vashta-nerada:

i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like “hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it’s not legal but let’s keep that on the down low” and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer

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shawnspenstar:

My friend’s dad used to work at a movie theatre where a lot of celebrities came to apparently and one time Tom Hanks came in and he was feeding tickets into the machine and couldn’t see anything so the guy up top was like “dude, that’s Tom Hanks” and her dad was like “yeah right if that’s Tom Hanks I’ll start eating these tickets” and Tom Hanks leans over the counter and whispers “start eating the tickets”